February 2010
10 posts
Dear Mr. Bikram,
Thank you for kicking my ass.
Oprah is trying to challenge me. →
so excited for ASH wednesday because...
FISH FRY FRIDAY is 2 days laterrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now what to give up for lent:
booze? that’s dumb.
sugar? that’s impractical.
bad decisions? that’s impossible.
doppleganger week on facebook
i’ve always been told that i look like someone else. so basically i have a blah face. awesome!
i have been told i look like:
1. chloe sevigny
2. pam from the office (not jenna fisher, pam)
3. brittany snow
4. one of the olsens, with the right hair-do apparently
5. marla sokoloff
besides being white females, what is the common denominator here?
v-day
meatloaf in the oven, network on tv, and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. this is what great days are made of.
December 2009
39 posts
augustus f. sherman
Sunday Morning
My roommate is out of town. This morning I woke up at 8:55 in her bed, with full makeup, wearing my dress from last night, tights, boots, with two cats crawling all over me!
Hangover remedy? Trying out plantain tostones, weight watchers toast with natural chunky peanut butter, a banana, and coffee.
Results: I don’t think this was a wise choice.
So I’m watching Breakfast at...
Ok boyzzz, if you like a girl and she’s talking to you, BE A MAN, make a move! BABY MEN!
Watching The Philadelphia Story. Cary Grant is sexual.
Pax et Bonum.
September 2009
96 posts
