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Feb

I would like to put out an APB for my valentine: a tall, midwestern, laid back guy with stubble, 24 and older.  Use this photo as a guide.  Thanks so much!

I would like to put out an APB for my valentine: a tall, midwestern, laid back guy with stubble, 24 and older.  Use this photo as a guide.  Thanks so much!

Dear Mr. Bikram,

Thank you for kicking my ass.

Oprah is trying to challenge me.

so excited for ASH wednesday because…

FISH FRY FRIDAY is 2 days laterrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now what to give up for lent:

booze?  that’s dumb.

sugar?  that’s impractical.

bad decisions?  that’s impossible.

doppleganger week on facebook

i’ve always been told that i look like someone else.  so basically i have a blah face.  awesome!

i have been told i look like:

1. chloe sevigny

2. pam from the office (not jenna fisher, pam)

3. brittany snow

4. one of the olsens, with the right hair-do apparently

5. marla sokoloff

besides being white females, what is the common denominator here?

tom’s oxfords?  SOLD.

tom’s oxfords?  SOLD.

i really want walk from one end of my apartment to the other on a rotary phone and never reach the end of the cord.

i really want walk from one end of my apartment to the other on a rotary phone and never reach the end of the cord.

icon.

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v-day

meatloaf in the oven, network on tv, and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.  this is what great days are made of.